2:41:01
Here.
2:41:04
What about the empty bowl?
2:41:06
I'll hide it.
2:41:11
Ki... Kids!
2:41:13
We're gonna go get butterscotch
and chocolate syrup for the ice cream.
2:41:19
You stay put and watch television.
2:41:22
And don't come in the kitchen,
I just waxed the floors.
2:41:27
- Irwin's long-lost brother.
- Yeah.
2:41:30
Thanks for doing this. You're my savior.
2:41:33
- I mean...
- I know what you mean.
2:41:36
So, how are things going?
2:41:38
- Fine.
- Hm?
2:41:40
- Fine.
- Just fine?
2:41:43
- Yeah. What do you mean?
- Well, it's just that
2:41:46
I've noticed Audrey
spending too much time with the boys.
2:41:48
You know, that's normal for what she's
going through, to look for that attention,
2:41:53
but some of these kids are not exactly
angels, you know what I mean?
2:41:55
They're 15. It's teenage stuff. It's harmless.
2:41:59
No, it's not really harmless,
cos one of these punks - his name's BZ -
2:42:02
I'm about to kick his butt outta school.
2:42:04
Let's just get upstairs
before Henry finds the bowl.
2:42:06
Yeah, Henry. You said the kid likes
basketball. He never ever picks up a ball.
2:42:10
I know. I've noticed that.
2:42:12
The thing with Sarah and the shoes
the other day, that's not the first time...
2:42:15
Hey, what do you expect, Dan?
2:42:18
They've lost their parents, moved to a new
city, changed schools, changed religions.
2:42:23
Well, let's talk about some things
you could do at home.
2:42:27
You wanna know
what I've been doing at home?
2:42:29
I've been doing the best I can.
2:42:32
Do you have any idea
what this has done to my life?
2:42:35
Hey, Helen, do you have any idea
what it's done to theirs?
2:42:40
Hey, Pastor Dan, Mr Self-righteous,
I'm hanging on by a thread here.
2:42:45
I lost my sister, my social life,
my disposable income,
2:42:50
my ability to fit into a size two
and - this just in - my job.
2:42:54
Pretty much the only two things that
haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits
2:42:58
and the few pounds that have recently
taken up residence on my ass.