Raising Helen
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2:42:02
I'm about to kick his butt outta school.
2:42:04
Let's just get upstairs
before Henry finds the bowl.

2:42:06
Yeah, Henry. You said the kid likes
basketball. He never ever picks up a ball.

2:42:10
I know. I've noticed that.
2:42:12
The thing with Sarah and the shoes
the other day, that's not the first time...

2:42:15
Hey, what do you expect, Dan?
2:42:18
They've lost their parents, moved to a new
city, changed schools, changed religions.

2:42:23
Well, let's talk about some things
you could do at home.

2:42:27
You wanna know
what I've been doing at home?

2:42:29
I've been doing the best I can.
2:42:32
Do you have any idea
what this has done to my life?

2:42:35
Hey, Helen, do you have any idea
what it's done to theirs?

2:42:40
Hey, Pastor Dan, Mr Self-righteous,
I'm hanging on by a thread here.

2:42:45
I lost my sister, my social life,
my disposable income,

2:42:50
my ability to fit into a size two
and - this just in - my job.

2:42:54
Pretty much the only two things that
haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits

2:42:58
and the few pounds that have recently
taken up residence on my ass.

2:43:02
So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled about
being lectured, in Queens,

2:43:07
about being a lousy legal guardian
to three kids

2:43:09
who maybe shouldn't have been
given to me in the first place.

2:43:12
They weren't given to you, they were
entrusted to you by their mother, who...

2:43:15
Don't you talk about Lindsay.
2:43:18
Don't you dare talk about Lindsay.
You didn't know her.

2:43:22
- Gimme the turtle.
- That was outta line. I'm sorry.

2:43:24
Dan, give me the damn turtle.
2:43:29
Helen...
2:43:31
Helen.
2:43:32
Hey, Helen.
2:43:56
(‡ "Destiny" by Zero 7)

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