:02:12
Will you do my back, please?.
:02:14
-Sure.
-I don't wanna tan weird.
:02:16
-Am I tanning weird?.
-No.
:02:18
-Honestly.
-You're bronzing.
:02:29
There's no such thing
as a petty crime.
:02:32
No minor infractions.
:02:35
There's only the law.
:02:38
Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
:02:43
That's me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.
:02:48
Dee that guy I'm chasing?
I hate him.
:02:51
and I'll do everything
in my power to stop him.
:02:53
Wanna play, let's play.
:02:55
Because it's my job to stop him.
:03:01
Goddamn!
:03:03
and the city pays me a damn
good salary to do my job.
:03:07
Besides, he crossed the line.
:03:11
and in Bay City,
when you cross the line...
:03:17
... your nuts are mine.
:03:21
I said, freeze!
:03:22
My name is David Dtarsky,
and I'm a cop.
:03:29
I've always had this theory
about police work:
:03:33
If you can 't beat them, join them.
:03:41
No! No! No!
:03:48
Put the money in there.
:03:50
Too many cops worry about
the wrong thing: crime.
:03:54
Not me, though.
I'm looking out for numero uno.
:03:57
-Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
-Come on! Let's go!