Shrek 2

:02:12

Will you do my back, please?.

:02:14

-Sure.
-I don't wanna tan weird.

:02:16

-Am I tanning weird?.
-No.

:02:18

-Honestly.
-You're bronzing.

:02:29

There's no such thing
as a petty crime.

:02:32

No minor infractions.

:02:35

There's only the law.

:02:38

Freeze! Bay City P.D.!

:02:43

That's me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.

:02:48

Dee that guy I'm chasing?
I hate him.

:02:51

and I'll do everything
in my power to stop him.

:02:53

Wanna play, let's play.

:02:55

Because it's my job to stop him.

:03:01

Goddamn!

:03:03

and the city pays me a damn
good salary to do my job.

:03:07

Besides, he crossed the line.

:03:11

and in Bay City,
when you cross the line...

:03:17

... your nuts are mine.

:03:21

I said, freeze!

:03:22

My name is David Dtarsky,
and I'm a cop.

:03:29

I've always had this theory
about police work:

:03:33

If you can 't beat them, join them.

:03:41

No! No! No!

:03:48

Put the money in there.

:03:50

Too many cops worry about
the wrong thing: crime.

:03:54

Not me, though.
I'm looking out for numero uno.

:03:57

-Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
-Come on! Let's go!