:28:00
C'est la vie, gentlemen.
:28:07
--great new technique
where you press hard.
:28:10
-Hands. What, it's a verbal technique?.
-No.
:28:12
Keep your hands on me, I'm teasing.
:28:15
-What do you got on those cops?.
-Everything.
:28:17
-Records, home addresses, credit history.
-Nice.
:28:21
-Starsky and Hutchinson?.
-They call him Hutch, actually.
:28:26
I don't have enough
on my plate already?.
:28:28
I got a major coke deal, my daughter's
bat mitzvah, which is a total nightmare.
:28:33
-And now these two guys.
-You think they're on to us?.
:28:36
They are investigating a murder. That's
what cops do. It's why we pay taxes.
:28:40
You're the worst. You kidding?.
Will you look at these two guys?.
:28:44
He's cute, the blond.
:28:47
But I like dark hair.
:28:49
Maybe we ought to push
this whole thing.
:28:51
-Till things cool off?.
-Kevin, please, with the worry.
:28:55
We're moving ahead as scheduled.
I'll handle those two clowns.
:29:00
So tomorrow, I say we check out
this biker bar, do a little deep cover.
:29:04
Sounds good.
:29:07
Who does your wig work?.
:29:09
-I'm sorry, my what?.
-Your wig work.
:29:11
Your undercover work, your disguises.
:29:13
-You have a wig guy?.
-Oh, yeah, he's incredible.
:29:16
Well, if it isn't Sonny and Cher.
:29:19
-Sonny and Cher.
-Sit on it, Manetti.
:29:22
-Me sit on it?.
-Yeah, you, sit on it.
:29:24
Why don't you sit on it, Starsky,
how's that sound?.
:29:28
You wish.
Because I'm never sitting on it, ever.
:29:31
That's not what I heard.
:29:35
-Starsky!
-Come on. Come on!
:29:37
-Jesus!
-Stop it!
:29:41
What the hell is going on?.
Cool your jets, Starsky!
:29:45
Everybody, back off!
:29:48
Including you, Manetti.
:29:50
I apologize, captain.
You're absolutely right.
:29:53
You know, you're not even worth it,
Starsky. And for the record...
:29:56
...those are hand towels.
The big towels are on the top shelf.