1:18:00
Well, thank you.
1:18:02
What are we gonna do
about the backyard?
1:18:04
You might be on your own there, Dad.
1:18:07
I've decided to go back to college.
1:18:12
That's great.
1:18:14
Yeah, I mean, last night
kinda got me to thinking,
1:18:16
you know, high school rocked,
1:18:17
but it's time to leave it to sis.
1:18:21
I think I may have
a career ahead in surveillance.
1:18:24
I hear PatrolTec has an opening.
1:18:29
So...
1:18:33
exactly what
did you girls do last night?
1:18:37
Exactly?
1:18:41
Exactly.
1:18:46
Here's the thing, Mom.
1:18:50
The thing is...
1:18:53
We left the house,
1:18:56
but I assure you, it was for
a very important adolescent cause.
1:19:01
Adolescent?
1:19:04
As in "growing up"?
1:19:06
Is that so hard to believe?
1:19:08
Yes, it is,
1:19:10
because not too long ago
I had a little girl who took ballet.
1:19:15
She did magic tricks.
1:19:17
We used to bake together
in her Easy-Bake oven,
1:19:21
and she loved ponies and ladybugs.
1:19:26
I remember her.
1:19:28
I guess I missed the bridge
between ladybugs and boys.
1:19:33
I think I'm still standing on that bridge.
1:19:41
You take your time crossing it.
1:19:43
Got you something.
1:19:52
A doorknob?
1:19:54
With a lock.
1:19:59
To the unstoppable freshmer.