:12:04
- Thank you for your help.
- You're quite welcome.
:12:06
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
:12:08
Hey, sweetie.
:12:09
Don't get it greasy.
It's very expensive.
:12:12
I know, I bought it.
:12:13
Now, a gentleman always
carries a lady's bags.
:12:17
- So why are you carrying hers?
- Be kind, son.
:12:20
If I play my cards right,
she'll be your future mother figure.
:12:23
That's scary.
:12:24
Ooh, hey, sweetie.
Wait a minute.
:12:27
Don't look back
and not say anything.
:12:30
Excuse me.
You got to move, lady.
:12:31
Baby, come here.
Gimme a second.
:12:33
Girl, you must not know
who I am.
:12:36
Nashawn Wade, baby.
I own NWA. The boss.
:12:39
Where the hell is Terminal X?
:12:41
Relax, honey. Didn't we just have
a great vacation in Crackerland?
:12:44
No, we didn't--
give me that stupid hat. Leave it!
:12:48
You know what would've
been great? Going to Hawaii alone.
:12:51
Listen, you know the deal.
:12:53
I only get to see my kids
every other weekend.
:12:55
Billy, where's your sister?
:12:59
She's that way.
:13:01
Great.
:13:06
Heather, you can't just
walk away from the family.
:13:09
If you want to go somewhere,
you gotta ask permission first.
:13:11
Dad, I'm 18 years old.
:13:14
Sorry.
:13:15
She's 17. You are 17.
:13:19
Fine. For a couple more hours.
I am 17, and then I'll be 18.
:13:23
Then I can party and have sex.
:13:24
- Sex?! No, no.
- Yeah, sex.
:13:26
Missionary, doggie-style,
rockin' the baby,
:13:29
gettin' tea-bagged,
:13:30
playin' the trombone
while I'm tossin' his salad,
:13:33
hand jobs, ear jobs,
blow jobs.
:13:36
Gettin' a pearl necklace,
ridin' the bologna pony...
:13:39
- sucking--
- That's enough!
:13:41
- Did she say bologna?
- I don't know.
:13:43
...whenever I want, and best of all,
I won't have to listen to you.
:13:49
Can you believe that?
:13:51
What came after
getting tea-bagged?
:13:55
Something about the trombone.
:13:58
Okay, everybody,
congratulations!