:11:02
Relax, honey. She has arthritis.
:11:05
She's, like, 200 years old.
:11:07
I know. It's great.
:11:11
Ready? Go.
:11:16
Mr. Hunkee?
:11:18
- Yes.
- I've got good news and bad news.
:11:21
The bad news is that your flight 114
to JFK has been canceled.
:11:26
Oh, for the love of--
:11:28
But the good news is
we've been able to find
:11:31
another airline that can
accommodate you this evening.
:11:35
Would you be interested
in another airline?
:11:37
- Even Dad thinks you're cute.
- Get off me!
:11:41
- You're such a whore.
- What did you say?
:11:44
Did I stutter?
:11:46
There you are.
:11:49
Four tickets for flight 069
on NWA.
:11:55
What you're going to want to do
is go to Gate One--
:11:58
that's Terminal X--and we'll send
your luggage on down for you.
:12:04
- Thank you for your help.
- You're quite welcome.
:12:06
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
:12:08
Hey, sweetie.
:12:09
Don't get it greasy.
It's very expensive.
:12:12
I know, I bought it.
:12:13
Now, a gentleman always
carries a lady's bags.
:12:17
- So why are you carrying hers?
- Be kind, son.
:12:20
If I play my cards right,
she'll be your future mother figure.
:12:23
That's scary.
:12:24
Ooh, hey, sweetie.
Wait a minute.
:12:27
Don't look back
and not say anything.
:12:30
Excuse me.
You got to move, lady.
:12:31
Baby, come here.
Gimme a second.
:12:33
Girl, you must not know
who I am.
:12:36
Nashawn Wade, baby.
I own NWA. The boss.
:12:39
Where the hell is Terminal X?
:12:41
Relax, honey. Didn't we just have
a great vacation in Crackerland?
:12:44
No, we didn't--
give me that stupid hat. Leave it!
:12:48
You know what would've
been great? Going to Hawaii alone.
:12:51
Listen, you know the deal.
:12:53
I only get to see my kids
every other weekend.
:12:55
Billy, where's your sister?
:12:59
She's that way.