:19:01
- L don't know, did I? L can't remember.
- Four tons of what?
:19:04
- Fish!
- "Four tons of tuna," is what it says here.
:19:09
So where do you want it?
:19:11
No, no, no. No, I just said,
four tins of tuna for the cat.
:19:20
Look, I said I wanted an electrician...
:19:23
...so they sent this ginger-haired prick
with a ponytail.
:19:26
Dean Barrafuck or something.
:19:27
L told him,
"You get my power on by 4:00...
:19:30
...or I'll stick your head in a blender
and pour it down your fucking neck. "
:19:35
That's brilliant, Joe. You sound just like
you do in GoodFellas.
:19:38
You know the bit when you go,
"Do you think I'm funny?" Go on, do it.
:19:42
Shut your fucking mouth.
:19:44
That's brilliant, Joe.
L wish I could swear like you can.
:19:47
- "Shut your fucking mouth. "
- No, Dean.
:19:49
- You shut your fucking mouth.
- "Shut your fucking mouth. "
:19:53
Dean. Shut your fucking mouth.
:19:58
"Shut your fucking mouth. "
:20:01
- Why can't I do that?
- Dean, you sweet fuck.
:20:04
You know what, I'm gonna kiss you.
:20:09
I want that good life
:20:12
Cricket on the green
With my good wife
:20:16
Eating strawberries
And double cream
:20:18
Washing the car on Sunday
Commuting every Monday
:20:22
Suburban man is what I am
:20:25
Mr. Nicholson. Mr. Nicholson!
:20:28
- Steve Reeves, your local vicar.
- Hi, Steve.
:20:30
Nice to meet you. My wife, Marilyn.
She's a very big fan of yours.
:20:34
- You've been on TV. Was it fun?
- Course it was fun.
:20:36
Nice day for it, boys, isn't it?
Mind your backs, drinks coming.
:20:40
- Photograph with my wife?
Would that be all right?
:20:43
- Stand next to him.
- Hey, come on.
:20:48
- Big smile.
- All right, big smile.
:20:50
Smile, darling. Smile! Okay. And...
:20:52
Thank you.
My first game of English cricket.
:20:55
Good luck.