:28:00
L've gotta gan burn
Michael Caine's house!
:28:04
Then I'll systematically burn
every house in Stella Street...
:28:08
...until it's a mass of twisted metal
and charred timber.
:28:13
There's been a miscarriage of justice!
:28:18
They took him off for a bit.
:28:20
And they put his head in a microwave,
or whatever they do in them places.
:28:24
He came back and was sort of subdued.
He'd just sit there, talking to daisies.
:28:29
L thought, "Well, at least he's been... "
He'll never come right...
:28:32
...they've kind of neutralised him.
:28:34
Rock 'n' roll is dead.
:28:36
Lt's over.
:28:37
Because, incredibly...
:28:39
...Mick Jagger and Keith Richards
are the owners of this store.
:28:44
L need a mop, a pack of sponges
and a tin of Stain Devil.
:28:48
Fancy some cheap fish?
We've got four palettes out back.
:28:52
I don't come here often.
I just come in for the odd luxury item.
:28:55
Oh, shit!
:28:57
They got a lot of stuff,
but a lot of it's old. Look at this.
:29:02
"October 1991."
:29:04
That's 11 fucking years old.
:29:06
L think the idea
of running a corner shop...
:29:10
...really appealed to me because it gives
me a sense of power in my destiny.
:29:14
Where are the goddamn
Shreddies, Keith?
:29:16
L don't know, Jack.
We've got stuff from everywhere.
:29:19
You've been here a month.
:29:20
Mick gives me a call and here I am.
:29:23
Where are we?
Where is this shop, by the way?
:29:26
- L haven't looked outside yet.
- You gotta take this seriously.
:29:30
Come on, let's get up to speed Keith.
People come here for things they want.
:29:34
See things they don't want...
:29:36
...buy them as well
as the things they do want.
:29:39
- That is retailing.
- You don't change!
:29:42
Oh, no, here we go again.
L've heard this so many times.
:29:45
Don't wriggle out of this one.
Your skinny butt's always wriggling.
:29:50
Whose tongue is it on the logo?
:29:53
Dean, fix those bloody lights,
or I'll kick your ass!
:29:56
Mike, it's sorted, all right?
:29:58
Your famous mates coming tonight?