:12:01
Hey, we could probably even
set up a family trust.
:12:05
You're not listening
to me, Vince.
:12:07
I don't want anyone
thinking I'm a poof.
:12:10
You're on the house here, boys!
:12:11
Right ho, mate!
:12:12
No, not poofs, mate...
same-sex couple.
:12:15
That's what they call it
these days.
:12:17
Same-sex couples.
:12:17
I don't care
what they call it.
:12:20
I don't want to be one!
:12:22
(Vince)
We'd just be pretending,
:12:24
for goodness sake.
:12:25
What's your problem?
:12:26
(Ralph)
I just wouldn't feel
comfortable with it.
:12:28
I mean, I've got nothing
against them personally.
:12:31
Good luck to them.
:12:32
But I wouldn't
want them near me,
:12:33
much less going around
saying I was one.
:12:35
There's a word for you,
Ralph: Homophobic.
:12:39
(Ralph)
Yeah?
:12:40
Well, there's a word
for you too, mate:
:12:43
Out of your bloody mnd.
:12:45
Have you any idea
:12:46
what the reaction would be
around here
:12:48
if people thought
we were a pair of pansies?
:12:50
"Same-sex couple," Ralph.
:12:53
Take Big Red,
for instance.
:12:54
He'd laugh us out of town.
:12:57
Not everyone in town
is as close-mnded
:13:00
as you and Big Red.
:13:01
Oh, no?
:13:02
Why don't you ask
the boys later
:13:04
what they think?
:13:08
(man)
Don't know any,
and I don't care to.
:13:12
(man)
There is Eric, of course.
:13:14
Yeah, but he's
the local hairdresser.
:13:16
It'd be a worry
if he was the barber.
:13:18
I'd cut me own hair.
:13:19
You mean you pay
to get that done?
:13:21
Get stuffed.
:13:25
They reckon
Tom Farquar's eldest
:13:29
is that way inclined.
:13:30
(man)
Yeah?
:13:31
Ran off and joined
the Australian ballet.
:13:34
Next thing I hear,
he's up in Canberra
:13:36
doing the
Nutcracker Suite.
:13:38
Sounds painful.
:13:40
[Laughter]
:13:47
(Vince)
How long have we
known each other, mate?
:13:49
(Ralph)
Most of our lives.
:13:50
And in all that time,
have I even been wrong?
:13:54
Yeah.
:13:55
When?
:13:56
Karen Stevens.
:13:58
Karen Stevens?
:13:59
That was 300 years ago;
get over it.