:13:00
as you and Big Red.
:13:01
Oh, no?
:13:02
Why don't you ask
the boys later
:13:04
what they think?
:13:08
(man)
Don't know any,
and I don't care to.
:13:12
(man)
There is Eric, of course.
:13:14
Yeah, but he's
the local hairdresser.
:13:16
It'd be a worry
if he was the barber.
:13:18
I'd cut me own hair.
:13:19
You mean you pay
to get that done?
:13:21
Get stuffed.
:13:25
They reckon
Tom Farquar's eldest
:13:29
is that way inclined.
:13:30
(man)
Yeah?
:13:31
Ran off and joined
the Australian ballet.
:13:34
Next thing I hear,
he's up in Canberra
:13:36
doing the
Nutcracker Suite.
:13:38
Sounds painful.
:13:40
[Laughter]
:13:47
(Vince)
How long have we
known each other, mate?
:13:49
(Ralph)
Most of our lives.
:13:50
And in all that time,
have I even been wrong?
:13:54
Yeah.
:13:55
When?
:13:56
Karen Stevens.
:13:58
Karen Stevens?
:13:59
That was 300 years ago;
get over it.
:14:02
You said she was
a walk-up start.
:14:03
Her father set
the bloody greyhounds onto me.
:14:07
And I still convulse
every time I hear a dog bark.
:14:11
Come on, mate.
:14:13
I'd do it for you.
:14:14
Yeah, let everyone think
I'm a fairy.
:14:17
No.
:14:18
We fill out the forms.
:14:19
We send them in
to Canberra.
:14:21
They register us
as a same-sex couple.
:14:23
So then we're eligible
for the tax cuts.
:14:26
They think they've got
a couple of sure-fire votes.
:14:29
Everybody's happy.
:14:30
Yeah, they're happy.
We're gay.
:14:34
Well, just officially.
:14:36
You know,
some public service dickhead
:14:38
puts it in the computer,
:14:39
and we're eligible
for the tax cuts.
:14:42
End of story.
:14:44
Mate, I really need you
to help me with this.
:14:49
Please.
:14:52
Just sign the paper?
:14:54
Just sign the paper.
:14:55
And no one will ever know.
:14:57
Swear to God.