:21:13
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
:21:21
They're sending
a tax investigator
:21:23
to interview us.
:21:24
They're going to check
our claim.
:21:26
Oh.
:21:28
"Random testing of applicants."
:21:30
Ralph, it's random.
:21:32
Random, my ass.
:21:33
With the bloody mess you're in,
:21:35
I bet you the bloody
alarm bells went off
:21:36
the moment you walked in
through the door.
:21:38
Oh, no, this has got nothing
to do with my tax problem.
:21:41
They're just sending out
an inspector
:21:43
to check up
that we're really gay.
:21:45
The fact is, Vince,
:21:47
that some ferret
from the tax department
:21:49
is going to grill us.
:21:49
We're going to be
up Shit Creek in a matchbox.
:21:53
Yeah, okay,
I will admt
:21:56
we've got a bit
of a problem.
:21:58
Bit of a problem?
:21:59
Mate, we have attempted
to defraud the authorities.
:22:03
They're going to hang us up
by the balls!
:22:10
Unless...
:22:11
we can convince them
we're telling the truth.
:22:14
Vince.
:22:15
You are not gay.
:22:17
I am not gay.
:22:19
Mmm.
:22:20
This bloke is going to be
an expert on gayness.
:22:27
He's probably done
a course on it.
:22:29
We're done for.
:22:31
Not necessarily.
:22:34
I mean, how long can
an interview like this last?
:22:37
An hour?
Two, tops.
:22:38
All we have to do is keep up
the act for that long.
:22:41
What act?
:22:42
I don't know how to look gay.
:22:44
We're just going
:22:45
to have to do
a crash course on it.
:22:47
Plenty of time up our sleeve.
:22:48
He's not due here till...
the 21 st.
:22:50
That's the day of the ball.
:22:53
Oh, that's just
bloody beautiful, that is.
:22:57
Yeah.
:22:58
Gives us plenty of time
:22:59
to learn how to act
like the real thing.