:25:02
- [knocking]
- [groans]
:25:04
All right, people.
Take five. I'll deal with this.
:25:06
Thank Christ.
:25:10
Can I help you?
:25:13
Yeah. Who are you?
:25:16
Um, who are you?
:25:18
[Christine] Alicia!
:25:20
Hey, Mom. Hi. Who's this?
:25:22
Mom, who is this?
:25:24
Okay, what's going on?
:25:26
Dad's rented us for the holidays
to this eccentric millionaire.
:25:29
[Drew] You have a daughter?
Since when do you have a daughter?
:25:33
- It's her terrible secret.
- This is gonna ruin everything.
:25:36
- The whole bit doesn't work.
- Ruin? Know what?
:25:39
Shh. Will somebody say something
that makes some sense right now?
:25:43
Well, around Christmas,
I get anxiety...
:25:45
No, no. You stop talking. Mom?
:25:47
Drew wants a family Christmas,
so we're gonna be his family.
:25:51
- That's insane.
- Tell me about it.
:25:53
I never had a sister,
so this is bullshit right here.
:25:55
Okay. You are my
illegitimate love child.
:25:58
- Mom!
- And you had no idea about her.
:26:01
That could be good.
You know what?
:26:03
- She could be the maid!
- Okay. Enough.
:26:05
Hey, my baby's home.
:26:07
- Hi, Daddy.
- How are you, Lissi?
:26:09
Hi. I'm good.
You've obviously lost your mind.
:26:12
Can I talk to you
in the dining room, please?
:26:15
You knew about this?
:26:16
- Stay away from my daughter.
- Okay, Mom?
:26:19
- This guy is obviously crazy.
- I know.
:26:21
So, I'm gonna go upstairs,
and take a bath,
:26:23
and when I wake up in the morning,
he's gonna be gone, right?
:26:26
Maybe.
:26:28
I'm not gonna be a good sport
about this, Mom.
:26:31
Oh, darling, we'd never
expect you to be.
:26:35
Thanks.
:26:36
[Drew] Come on, Mom!
It's tree time!
:26:44
[Drew] Okey-dokey.
:26:45
All right.
We're back on track.
:26:51
Yeah.
:26:54
Okay.
:26:56
Here we go.
One, two, three!