Surviving Christmas

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My firm's done a tremendous
amount of market research.

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We've discovered two things:

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One, most Americans feel
that Christmas is a time for family.

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Two, most Americans feel that in order
to stand being around their family,

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for even one or two days,

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they need to swill as much
alcohol as humanly possible.

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Now, I'd like you
to meet the Noggertons.

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They're a classic American family.

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They're together on Christmas,
they're fat-free,

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and 1 0 percent alcohol
by volume.

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Enjoy our family, so you can
enjoy your family.

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What do you think?

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So, you're suggesting we tell people
the only way to get through the holidays

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is to drink spiked egg nog?

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I'm suggesting the only way
to get through the holidays

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is to buy your farm-fresh, fat-free,
pre-spiked egg nog in a bottle.

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- Take care. All right.
- It's all good. How do you do it?

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I'm very excited.
I look forward to it.

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It went pretty well, huh?

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I'm a genius.

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I feel like I could sell
whale steaks to Greenpeace.

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Nice image.

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- Here are your tickets to Fiji.
- Ah.

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[Drew] Missy, we've been
dating a while.

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Let's take our relationship
to the next level.

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[Missy] I've hoped you would say that.

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[Drew] I got you a little
pre-Christmas Christmas gift.

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[Missy] Yeah?

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I want you to open it now
because it involves our future.

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The future of you and me together.

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It's kind of for both of us,
in that way.

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[gasps]

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[breathless] Okay.