:29:01
You know what?
:29:03
We may have gotten off
on the wrong track.
:29:06
We should start over.
:29:08
- Here you go, Drew.
- Thanks, Mom.
:29:10
- Mmm.
- Problem?
:29:12
My real mom puts marshmallows
in the hot chocolate.
:29:15
Know what I was thinking?
If you don't wanna play my sister,
:29:18
maybe you could be, like,
a wonderful, mysterious
:29:21
Ecuadorean cleaning lady.
You know?
:29:24
Or Swedish cleaning lady.
The ethnicity's not important.
:29:27
But cleaning lady's good.
Oh. Mmm.
:29:30
What?
:29:32
My real mom used the
mini-marshmallows. Sorry.
:29:35
Speaking of your mom, why aren't you
annoying your own family?
:29:39
That's not really your business,
is it, Consuela?
:29:49
[Drew] Ho, ho, ho!
:29:51
All righty.
Welcome, everyone.
:29:56
- Here you are.
- What is this?
:29:58
These are what we
in the business call scripts, Tom.
:30:02
- Excuse me?
- You don't have to worry about it.
:30:05
Your role is what we call "small."
:30:07
Well, you're what we
in real life call "a jackass."
:30:11
I don't know about that,
but I do know that my being here
:30:14
may have caused some awkwardness
within the family.
:30:17
- You think?
- [Drew] I do, Tom. Seriously.
:30:19
And it's even possible
that some of it could potentially be
:30:23
in some small way
partly my fault.
:30:25
Which part wasn't your fault?
:30:28
Bop, bop, bop, bop.
I'm talking. Okay?
:30:30
So what I've done is I went
ahead and wrote a sequence,
:30:34
so you guys can get a sense
of what I'm going for here.
:30:37
And we're all gonna
read this aloud.
:30:39
And we're all gonna
read this aloud.
:30:40
- I feel like I'm insane.
- That's why you have no lines.
:30:43
- Mom, I believe you go first.
- Okay.
:30:46
"Oh, look at us.
:30:48
I sure hope you like the meal
I so lovingly prepared
:30:52
for the people I love.
:30:54
She smiles at Tom."
Oh, she's...
:30:58
[Drew] Have you acted?
You've acted before.