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- Excuse me?
- You don't have to worry about it.
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Your role is what we call "small."
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Well, you're what we
in real life call "a jackass."
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I don't know about that,
but I do know that my being here
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may have caused some awkwardness
within the family.
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- You think?
- [Drew] I do, Tom. Seriously.
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And it's even possible
that some of it could potentially be
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in some small way
partly my fault.
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Which part wasn't your fault?
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Bop, bop, bop, bop.
I'm talking. Okay?
:30:30
So what I've done is I went
ahead and wrote a sequence,
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so you guys can get a sense
of what I'm going for here.
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And we're all gonna
read this aloud.
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And we're all gonna
read this aloud.
:30:40
- I feel like I'm insane.
- That's why you have no lines.
:30:43
- Mom, I believe you go first.
- Okay.
:30:46
"Oh, look at us.
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I sure hope you like the meal
I so lovingly prepared
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for the people I love.
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She smiles at Tom."
Oh, she's...
:30:58
[Drew] Have you acted?
You've acted before.
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- A little theater.
- I can tell.
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- I see it. It comes out.
- You were in Pippin in high school.
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You played Wind.
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Tom, you have the next line.
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Uh...
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"Say thank you to your mother
for all her hard work cooking for us."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, I don't work nearly
as hard as you, dear."
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Well, that's true.
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Tom, let's stay on book, please.
Brian, go ahead.
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"Gee, Mom, I love you
like the dickens.
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Should we pray?"
:31:32
Gee, Beav, do you think Wally's
gonna give you the business?
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Oh, there you are, Consuela.
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Five waters for everyone, please.
Gracias.
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[clears throat] Brian,
you were about to say grace.
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- "Dear God..."
- Brian. We hold hands at grace.
:31:53
[Brian] "Dear God,
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thank you for this meal.
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Thank you for blessing us
with a family.
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Not everyone has a nice family.