:03:01
So I suppose we're
famiIy now.
:03:03
Most peopIe think she's a nightmare
but I think she's funny.
:03:07
Her dad. Tony.
he's a smaII man.
:03:10
But. the bouffant wig and
Cuban heeIs...
:03:12
give him a bit of heIp in both
directions.
:03:14
Her mum's caIIed Hope and
to be honest...
:03:18
she couId do with some.
:03:20
This is my worId. A worId
where everyone can be defined...
:03:25
by which tabIe they're on
at a wedding.
:03:29
The inner tabIes are for cIose
famiIy friends.
:03:32
Honest and IoyaI.
:03:35
Son of theirs. he's a good-for-nothing
who thinks he's a shvartze.
:03:39
This sauce doesn't taste kosher.
:03:41
That's Leo. he's a devout
hypocrite.
:03:44
In MarbeIIa. where nobody's
watching. he'II eat a whoIe pig.
:03:47
SuddenIy here he's
the big rabbi.
:03:51
Out on the edges.
the 'C' Iist guests.
:03:54
The peopIe with non-Jewish
partners: the 'married out' tabIe.
:03:57
This is what he bought me
for Hanukah.
:03:59
-Chanukah. darling. Say 'Chanukah'.
-That's what l said. 'Hanukah'.
:04:04
Which upsets the famiIy nearIy as
much as turning reIigious.
:04:08
The food at the wedding is kosher.
but not kosher enough for them.
:04:14
Back in the thick of the action.
these are the young eIigibIes.
:04:18
AIso known as the 'PIease-God-By-
You' tabIe.
:04:21
AIthough. for Miriam Jacobs...
:04:23
it might take more than
divine intervention.
:04:29
And that's Anthony.
the caterer's son.
:04:32
FabuIousIy weaIthy and
totaIIy gorgeous.
:04:35
A girI wouId have to be crazy
not to faII for a guy Iike that.
:04:40
WeII I suppose I better start at
the beginning.
:04:44
My sister had just announced her
engagement...
:04:47
which meant I was going to be
Ieft on the sheIf forever.
:04:50
But. that Friday night.
things were Iooking up.
:04:52
-Wish me luck.
-You won't need luck. babe.
:04:57
You see. the SiIvers were coming
for dinner...
:04:59
and rumour had it that Anthony
was back in town.