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:05:11
Darryl Hannah?
:05:15
Darryl Hannah...
:05:21
"Blade Runner".
:05:22
"Blade Runner".
Harrison Ford.

:05:26
"Star Wars".
:05:28
James Earl Jones.
:05:30
James who?
:05:31
James Earl Jones,
Darth Vader.

:05:34
You cannot use
Darth Vader.

:05:35
I can't use Darth Vader?
Of course I can.

:05:37
No, you cannot. He was a voice,
some computerized echo chamber.

:05:41
If he's in the credits,
he counts.

:05:43
He wasn't even on the set when
they were shooting the movie.

:05:44
Come again?
:05:45
Bet you any money he was
in Malibu the whole time...

:05:49
sipping pina coladas by the pool
with some 17-year-old girl.

:05:52
James Earl Jones?
:05:55
While some poor slob was sweating
his ass off under the costume.

:05:58
Afew months later, he throws his
voice and walks out with a check.

:06:03
You're a cook
in a restaurant, right?

:06:06
I wondered if you'd been invited to
any James Earl Jones' pool parties.

:06:10
I may not be
in the movie business...

:06:12
but I have cable.
I know what a stand-in's for.

:06:14
They're called "doubles".
:06:15
Same difference.
No Darth Vader.

:06:17
The only rule to the game is
the guy appears in the credits.

:06:20
James Earl Jones's name
appears in the credits...

:06:23
therefore he's
a correct response.

:06:27
He's been in about fifty
movies. Give me a second.

:06:33
"Star Wars Two".
:06:35
What are you laughing at?
You said sequels were good.

:06:37
There's no such film.
:06:39
Yeah, there is. Like, that smart
little smurfy midget in it.

:06:42
-"Yogi".
-Yoda.

:06:43
Yoda.
Same thing.

:06:44
The sequel wasn't called
"Star Wars Two".

:06:47
It wasn't?
:06:48
It wasn't called
"Star Wars Two"?

:06:51
It was the "Empire" thing...
the "Empire"...

:06:53
the "Empire"...
the "Empire"...

:06:58
"The Empire Fights Back".
:06:59
"The Empire Strikes Back".

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