:05:11
Darryl Hannah?
:05:15
Darryl Hannah...
:05:21
"Blade Runner".
:05:22
"Blade Runner".
Harrison Ford.
:05:26
"Star Wars".
:05:28
James Earl Jones.
:05:30
James who?
:05:31
James Earl Jones,
Darth Vader.
:05:34
You cannot use
Darth Vader.
:05:35
I can't use Darth Vader?
Of course I can.
:05:37
No, you cannot. He was a voice,
some computerized echo chamber.
:05:41
If he's in the credits,
he counts.
:05:43
He wasn't even on the set when
they were shooting the movie.
:05:44
Come again?
:05:45
Bet you any money he was
in Malibu the whole time...
:05:49
sipping pina coladas by the pool
with some 17-year-old girl.
:05:52
James Earl Jones?
:05:55
While some poor slob was sweating
his ass off under the costume.
:05:58
Afew months later, he throws his
voice and walks out with a check.
:06:03
You're a cook
in a restaurant, right?
:06:06
I wondered if you'd been invited to
any James Earl Jones' pool parties.
:06:10
I may not be
in the movie business...
:06:12
but I have cable.
I know what a stand-in's for.
:06:14
They're called "doubles".
:06:15
Same difference.
No Darth Vader.
:06:17
The only rule to the game is
the guy appears in the credits.
:06:20
James Earl Jones's name
appears in the credits...
:06:23
therefore he's
a correct response.
:06:27
He's been in about fifty
movies. Give me a second.
:06:33
"Star Wars Two".
:06:35
What are you laughing at?
You said sequels were good.
:06:37
There's no such film.
:06:39
Yeah, there is. Like, that smart
little smurfy midget in it.
:06:42
-"Yogi".
-Yoda.
:06:43
Yoda.
Same thing.
:06:44
The sequel wasn't called
"Star Wars Two".
:06:47
It wasn't?
:06:48
It wasn't called
"Star Wars Two"?
:06:51
It was the "Empire" thing...
the "Empire"...
:06:53
the "Empire"...
the "Empire"...
:06:58
"The Empire Fights Back".
:06:59
"The Empire Strikes Back".