:50:02
He was a self-educated man,
Didn't have a career as such,
:50:06
but the government did recognize
the breadth of his readin'
:50:09
by makin' him librarian
of the state nervous hospital in Meridian,
:50:14
where he was a distinguished inmate,
:50:18
Once these materials are combined
only the professionals may handle them,
:50:23
That means me or the General,
:50:27
Separately they are harmless,
completely inert,
:50:30
Why, you could light this stuff on fire,
hit it with a ham,,,
:50:34
:50:39
What in the name of
heavens was that?
:50:44
Well, um,,, l'm quite certain there's
absolutely no reason to be alarmed,
:50:48
Why, l'm not even absolutely certain
l heard anything at all,
:50:52
Didn't hear nothin'?!
:50:54
Well, something perhaps,
:50:57
Nothing that need discompose us
was the sense l was tryin' to convey,
:51:01
Now, Mrs, Munson, l will not have you
missin' your musical recital, Off you go!
:51:05
l shall call the gas company,
or the water company,
:51:08
Whatever subterranean utility
is implicated in this contretemps,
:51:13
l shall see to the matter,
as only a highly educated classicist could,
:51:27
Blood! Blood, Professor, blood!
Blood, blood, blood!
:51:32
lt's nothin' to make a fuss about,
lt's perfectly all right,
:51:34
Jackass! You better get yo' ass back
down there and find that shit, dipshit!
:51:37
- Really, l'm perfectly all right,
- Perfectly all right?
:51:40
Jackass, you just blew
your goddamn finger off!
:51:43
The muthafucka down there
flappin' the fuck around!
:51:45
You better get yo' ass
back down there and find it!
:51:47
l'm tellin' you right now, nubbie,
l ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger!
:51:50
l gather there was a premature detonation,
:51:52
Would you tell this muthafucka
he can sew this shit back on?!
:51:54
lt's like that dude whose wife cut
his dick off, threw it on the freeway?
:51:57
She just called Triple A,
:51:59
they towed the dick
and sewed the muthafucka back on!