The Ladykillers
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:51:01
Now, Mrs, Munson, l will not have you
missin' your musical recital, Off you go!

:51:05
l shall call the gas company,
or the water company,

:51:08
Whatever subterranean utility
is implicated in this contretemps,

:51:13
l shall see to the matter,
as only a highly educated classicist could,

:51:27
Blood! Blood, Professor, blood!
Blood, blood, blood!

:51:32
lt's nothin' to make a fuss about,
lt's perfectly all right,

:51:34
Jackass! You better get yo' ass back
down there and find that shit, dipshit!

:51:37
- Really, l'm perfectly all right,
- Perfectly all right?

:51:40
Jackass, you just blew
your goddamn finger off!

:51:43
The muthafucka down there
flappin' the fuck around!

:51:45
You better get yo' ass
back down there and find it!

:51:47
l'm tellin' you right now, nubbie,
l ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger!

:51:50
l gather there was a premature detonation,
:51:52
Would you tell this muthafucka
he can sew this shit back on?!

:51:54
lt's like that dude whose wife cut
his dick off, threw it on the freeway?

:51:57
She just called Triple A,
:51:59
they towed the dick
and sewed the muthafucka back on!

:52:01
Listen up! Jackass,
l saw the muthafucka in a porno!

:52:04
The thang still worked!
lt looked like a chewed-up frank,

:52:06
but that little muthafucka
be workin' that muthafucka!

:52:08
lt's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch
all kind of ways with a twisted dick!

:52:12
Oh! Your fuckin' finger just moved!
The muthafucka movin' slow now!

:52:15
l'm not gettin' that shit,
Fuck that! You're on your own there!

:52:19
They usin' the house
to practice music,,, of the Rococo,

:52:23
Mmm-hm,
:52:27
l propose we get our fallen comrade
to the hospital,

:52:30
The General will follow when
he manages to recover the severed digit,

:52:34
No, no, really, l'm perfectly all right,
l don't know what all the fuss is about,

:52:39
- Good news! Good news!
- Pickles! Go get him!

:52:43
The house is in apple-pie order,
:52:45
though we do have to get
medical attention for Mr, Pancake,

:52:48
who, durin' the disturbance, pinched
his finger in the valve of his sackbut,

:52:52
You let the cat out!
:52:54
Wha,,,? The General is even now
exercisin' every effort in retrievin'

:52:59
your mischievous little Pickles,
Please, go on,


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