:59:02
is educating the public,
:59:05
Afflicts over two million people,
yet most of us have never heard of it,
:59:09
And it strikes without regard to age,
gender or race,
:59:13
Oh, fuck, man,
l don't wanna hear about this shit,
:59:15
Well, that's exactly the kind
of attitude we're fighting,
:59:18
l guess l never told you that's how
Mountain Girl and l met,
:59:21
They had an l,B,S, weekend
at Grossinger's up in the Catskills,
:59:25
Of course, the tourist business
there has suffered
:59:27
with the demise of the Borscht Belt,
:59:29
so they have various promotions,
mixers, so on,
:59:33
This was a weekend for lrritable Bowel
singles to meet and support each other
:59:38
- and share stories,
- Man, look here,
:59:40
l don't want to hear
a single one of them stories, OK?
:59:42
- Now, some of them are very moving,
- Not one fucking story!
:59:45
- Look, l didn't choose to have l,B,S,
- Man, shut the fuck up!
:59:50
There's no cure, you know,
Only control, Lifelong condition,
:59:54
Yeah, you know what?
Bein' an asshole's a lifelong condition, too,
:59:57
Just drop the fuckin' tools,
:59:59
l'm not complaining,
l did meet Mountain Girl,
1:00:01
Man, get back in the fuckin' hole!
1:00:04
Oh! Marvel,,, Marvelous, Marv,,,
This way! This way, gentlemen!
1:00:09
Oh! Excellent! Excellent,
Flawless, flawless, Thumbs up,
1:00:19
Can't stop shittin',
Can't stop talkin' about shittin',
1:00:28
Gentlemen, to we few, We who have
shared each other's company,
1:00:32
each other's cares, each other's joys,
1:00:35
and who shall now reap the fruits
of our communal efforts,
1:00:38
shoulder to shoulder,
from each according to his abilities,
1:00:40
so forth and whatnot,
1:00:42
We have had our little differences
along the way,
1:00:45
but l'd like to think that they've only
made us value one another all the more,
1:00:49
Each of us coming to understand
and appreciate
1:00:51
the other's unique qualities
and potencies and, yes, foibles,
1:00:58
l suggest that we shall
look back upon this little caper one day,