:58:03
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
:58:06
Ain't that somethin'!
:58:14
:58:19
- l,B,S,
- You be what?
:58:23
lrritable Bowel Syndrome!
ls there a men's room down here?
:58:26
Oh, come on, You shouldn't be usin'
the men's room now!
:58:29
Or a lady's room, Quickly,
l,B,S,
:58:31
lf you knew you had the runs,
why didn't you shit back at the house?
:58:33
Quickly!
:58:34
We don't want Elron finding
your stinkin' ass on the crapper!
:58:36
No choice,
lt's a medical condition, Quickly!
:58:40
You one disgustin' individual,
you know that?
:58:43
Come on,
Follow me,
:58:46
:58:53
l feel 30 pounds lighter,
:58:55
- Come the fuck on with your stinkass,
- Thank you for being so understanding,
:58:59
Not everyone is, of course, which is why
the biggest challenge of l,B,S,
:59:02
is educating the public,
:59:05
Afflicts over two million people,
yet most of us have never heard of it,
:59:09
And it strikes without regard to age,
gender or race,
:59:13
Oh, fuck, man,
l don't wanna hear about this shit,
:59:15
Well, that's exactly the kind
of attitude we're fighting,
:59:18
l guess l never told you that's how
Mountain Girl and l met,
:59:21
They had an l,B,S, weekend
at Grossinger's up in the Catskills,
:59:25
Of course, the tourist business
there has suffered
:59:27
with the demise of the Borscht Belt,
:59:29
so they have various promotions,
mixers, so on,
:59:33
This was a weekend for lrritable Bowel
singles to meet and support each other
:59:38
- and share stories,
- Man, look here,
:59:40
l don't want to hear
a single one of them stories, OK?
:59:42
- Now, some of them are very moving,
- Not one fucking story!
:59:45
- Look, l didn't choose to have l,B,S,
- Man, shut the fuck up!
:59:50
There's no cure, you know,
Only control, Lifelong condition,
:59:54
Yeah, you know what?
Bein' an asshole's a lifelong condition, too,
:59:57
Just drop the fuckin' tools,
:59:59
l'm not complaining,
l did meet Mountain Girl,