:14:04
What makes you think
you could be the Librarian?
:14:11
Well, I've read a lot of books.
:14:13
Don't try to be funny.
:14:15
I don't do funny.
:14:17
I'm sorry.
:14:22
What makes you think
you could be the Librarian?
:14:27
I know the Dewey decimal system,
Library of Congress...
:14:29
...research paper orthodoxy, web searching.
I can set up an RSS feed.
:14:33
Everybody knows that.
:14:34
They're librarians.
:14:37
What makes you think
you're the Librarian?
:14:43
I know other stuff?
:14:47
Mr...
:14:50
..."Flynn Carsen"...
:14:52
...stop wasting my time.
:14:54
Tell me something you know that nobody
else who has walked in here could tell me.
:15:09
You have mononucleosis.
:15:11
Your marriage broke up two months ago,
you broke your nose when you were 4...
:15:14
...and you live with three cats.
:15:17
Is that what you had in mind?
:15:21
Swollen parajugular lymph nodes
and distended eyelids are clearly mono.
:15:24
It takes three months for an indentation
on the ring finger to completely disappear.
:15:28
Yours is approximately two-thirds gone.
:15:30
Your surgeon gave you
a terminus paralateral scar...
:15:33
...which is given to children
under the age of 6.
:15:35
And I can clearly see three
distinct types of cat hair.
:15:38
A white Himalayan, a tortoiseshell
and an orange-striped tabby.
:15:46
I didn't break my nose till I was 5.
:15:49
What's more important than knowledge?
:15:55
- Where did that come from?
- Just answer the question.
:15:58
More important than...