:15:09
You have mononucleosis.
:15:11
Your marriage broke up two months ago,
you broke your nose when you were 4...
:15:14
...and you live with three cats.
:15:17
Is that what you had in mind?
:15:21
Swollen parajugular lymph nodes
and distended eyelids are clearly mono.
:15:24
It takes three months for an indentation
on the ring finger to completely disappear.
:15:28
Yours is approximately two-thirds gone.
:15:30
Your surgeon gave you
a terminus paralateral scar...
:15:33
...which is given to children
under the age of 6.
:15:35
And I can clearly see three
distinct types of cat hair.
:15:38
A white Himalayan, a tortoiseshell
and an orange-striped tabby.
:15:46
I didn't break my nose till I was 5.
:15:49
What's more important than knowledge?
:15:55
- Where did that come from?
- Just answer the question.
:15:58
More important than...
:16:05
The things that make life worth living
can't be thought here...
:16:10
...they must be felt here?
:16:17
The interviews are over.
Send everyone home.
:16:23
Not you.
:16:25
There will be a six-month trial period.
If you don't screw up...
:16:29
...then you will officially be the Librarian.
:16:33
Until then, if you are one minute late,
I will dock your pay.
:16:37
If you break anything,
I will dock your pay.
:16:40
- Got it?
- Yeah. Tell me what I said...
:16:42
...that was good so that I know
for the next time.
:16:45
Mr. Carsen.
:16:47
There isn't going to be a next time,
Mr. Carsen.
:16:52
You are about to begin a wondrous
adventure, from which...
:16:56
...you will never be the same.