:46:00
and now you tell me you're going
to spend July 4th with your wife?
:46:04
The woman hates fireworks.
:46:07
Don't lie to me, OK?
:46:10
I know for a fact
you took her to Rome last weekend.
:46:13
Because you flew United, Max.
:46:21
South African Airlines
passenger Sharif Al-Calala,
:46:24
please come to the main ticket counter.
:46:34
You make a habit out of listening
to other people's conversations?
:46:39
No, I try to call home.
:46:42
So then...
:46:45
- You know why men are such assholes?
- No.
:46:53
Because they're all liars.
:46:56
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
:46:59
Wet floor.
:47:01
Please. Don't be hurt.
:47:03
How can I not be? He's married.
:47:04
One man. Two womens. Crowded.
:47:06
You want to know
what the worst part is?
:47:08
I never asked him to leave his wife.
I encouraged him to get counseling.
:47:12
What kind of sick person am I?
:47:15
I'm rooting for the home team.
:47:23
I just wish the sex
wasn't so amazing.
:47:28
- So amazing.
- Bye-bye.
:47:31
You know...
sometimes in the mornings,
:47:36
I just stare at him over room service.
:47:39
Watch him do the crossword puzzle.
:47:43
I start to think that maybe...
maybe this could happen.
:47:49
That we belong together.
:47:54
This... man... has you.