:23:04
- Cannelloni, please.
- Cannelloni.
:23:06
- Sorry.
- Thank you.
:23:08
For you, sir?
:23:10
- Same.
- That's a great, great choice.
:23:13
I'll be back.
:23:29
Let me see. Enjoy.
:23:33
Did you know the croissant
was invented in Romania?
:23:36
- Tell me.
- OK.
:23:39
It's 1742
and the Turks invade Bucharest,
:23:43
making a surprise attack
under the cover of night.
:23:46
- But the town bakers...
:23:50
Sorry.
:24:08
So, the bakers?
:24:10
- No, never mind. It's a dumb story.
- No, please.
:24:15
I'm sorry, Viktor.
:24:16
Nobody really cares
where the croissant was invented.
:24:20
I'll bet the Romanians themselves
don't give a shit.
:24:24
I care.
:24:25
Is histories. Is truth.
:24:29
- I'm 39 years old.
- No.
:24:32
- Yeah.
- No.
:24:34
- That's the truth.
- You are not.
:24:37
I tell everybody I'm 33, and most of
the men I've dated think I'm 27, but no.
:24:42
I'm 39.
:24:44
So? I was 39 once.
:24:48
I was 18 years old
when I started working for the airlines.
:24:52
I've been doing this over 20 years.
:24:54
And now there's no more pretending.
:24:57
This is it.
:24:59
It's why my address book is by city
and my pager goes off during dinner.