The Whole Ten Yards
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:51:01
- Nothing.
- Excuse me, please.

:51:05
Did you tell him that?!
Did you tell him that, Jill?!

:51:09
A few moments of erectile dysfunction...
Just a few, really.

:51:13
- And I'm not a man now? Is that it?
- Stop kicking.

:51:16
If you didn't love her, you'd take it off.
:51:19
- Is that it?!
- Excuse me.

:51:22
Can we please call Lazlo
and make the switch for Cynthia?

:51:26
No. I'll tell you why we can't do that!
:51:28
Because that would involve me talking to
my wife, which I am never gonna do again!

:51:33
I'm going to get drunk.
:51:39
- You believe this?
- Well, erectile dysfunc...

:51:41
Shut up. I'm gonna
go get Jimmy. Will you...

:51:44
...watch Strabo for a while?
- Eat shit.

:51:48
How can he get drunk at a time like this?
:51:55
Maybe this whole "erectile misfiring"
is God's way of punishing me.

:52:00
He sees all things great and small.
:52:03
You know, I've done
some very bad things. I lie to Jill.

:52:07
I don't take the trash out.
:52:09
- I killed 21 people.
- Actually, 22.

:52:13
- Who'd I forget?
- Frankie Figs.

:52:18
This is it. This is the reason that God
does not want me to father a child.

:52:23
He does not want me to spread my seed.
:52:27
God is counting my seed, Oz.
He's probably up in heaven right now...

:52:32
...counting my little seeds. 1 38, 1 39...
:52:36
...1 40...
- Stop, stop! Stop counting your seed.

:52:40
I don't think God is keeping an eye
on your sperm.

:52:43
What kind of a job is that for God?
It'd take him all day. I'm gonna throw up.

:52:48
Fine. Throw up.
Go ahead, you have your fun.

:52:51
- What about me?
- Why don't you just consider adopting?

:52:54
Come on, Oz.
:52:55
How many adoption agencies
are gonna give a kid to a professional killer?


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