:52:00
He sees all things great and small.
:52:03
You know, I've done
some very bad things. I lie to Jill.
:52:07
I don't take the trash out.
:52:09
- I killed 21 people.
- Actually, 22.
:52:13
- Who'd I forget?
- Frankie Figs.
:52:18
This is it. This is the reason that God
does not want me to father a child.
:52:23
He does not want me to spread my seed.
:52:27
God is counting my seed, Oz.
He's probably up in heaven right now...
:52:32
...counting my little seeds. 1 38, 1 39...
:52:36
...1 40...
- Stop, stop! Stop counting your seed.
:52:40
I don't think God is keeping an eye
on your sperm.
:52:43
What kind of a job is that for God?
It'd take him all day. I'm gonna throw up.
:52:48
Fine. Throw up.
Go ahead, you have your fun.
:52:51
- What about me?
- Why don't you just consider adopting?
:52:54
Come on, Oz.
:52:55
How many adoption agencies
are gonna give a kid to a professional killer?
:53:00
- You may have a point there.
- Maybe I could just steal a kid.
:53:03
They're small. How hard can that be?
:53:06
That's the thinking
you gotta get away from.
:53:08
But I'd be a great father, Oz.
I would. I'd be a great dad.
:53:12
I'd teach the kid how to play baseball.
:53:14
- I've always been good with a bat.
- True.
:53:16
And, I mean, when I was kid,
I had this cool little slingshot, right?
:53:20
And I could make a slingshot
for my little boy.
:53:24
And I could teach him how to use it.
And if he couldn't get it right away...
:53:29
...I'd be patient. I wouldn't yell at him.
I wouldn't make him cry.
:53:42
Jimmy, there's a lot of people looking.
:53:52
Things with the husband
not so well going?
:53:56
I was thinking...
:53:58
...if you were to have sex
with another man...