1:14:01
I chased you away
so I could protect you, Jill.
1:14:03
- I don't know why you don't believe that.
- I don't believe you.
1:14:06
- Jill.
- I don't trust you.
1:14:08
How am I supposed to have a kid
with somebody I don't trust?
1:14:12
Forget it. I don't even know if
I wanna have a kid with you anymore.
1:14:16
Hold on a minute.
1:14:18
I think that if I were pregnant
right now, I wouldn't even tell you.
1:14:22
If you had a son and l...
And you were his mom and I was his dad...
1:14:26
...you wouldn't let me see him?
1:14:28
- Not once.
- Don't say that.
1:14:30
- Take it back right now.
- I'm not.
1:14:32
You better tell me everything now
or I'm not gonna help you.
1:14:36
How far back does this thing go?
1:14:37
Like a couple days or something.
1:14:39
You're so full of it.
You're gonna lie to me more?
1:14:44
All right, months.
You happy now?
1:14:46
And why was Cynthia in on it?
1:14:48
I wanted to keep you
out of harm's way.
1:14:49
- You trusted her not to get hurt.
- Jill.
1:14:52
I gotta go help Oz. For me to do that,
I've gotta go up there.
1:14:55
- Just do everything I told you, all right?
- Don't worry.
1:14:59
I'll remember everything you told me.
1:15:15
Call Mrs. Himelfarb,
remind her to floss...
1:15:17
...cancel my appointments
for the rest of my life...
1:15:19
...send in as much nitrous as you can,
call the FBI.
1:15:22
- What?
- Call the FBI!
1:15:24
- What's wrong?
- What's wrong? What's wrong?
1:15:28
I'll tell you.
Everything's wrong.
1:15:30
Take a look around you.
Nothing's right.
1:15:32
Cynthia got kidnapped by Hungarian killers.
And instead of calling the FBI...
1:15:37
...or the police,
like every other rational man, I thought:
1:15:40
"Hey, let's try to get in contact with
somebody else that kills a lot of people."
1:15:45
So I went down to Mexico,
which is heavily underdeveloped...
1:15:48
...and I asked him to help me.
Did he?
1:15:50
No, he didn't help me out.
He didn't help me out!
1:15:54
Know what he did?
He put on bunny slippers...
1:15:56
...he shot at me and then
he cooked me some chicken!