:47:09
King me.
:47:13
Son of a bitch !
:47:15
You Iousy, cheating IittIe shit!
:47:21
You're fucking with me!
You did that on purpose.
:47:24
You pIay Iike the dead Iice
are faIIing off of you ,
:47:27
and then suddenIy, you're Iike
Seabiscuit aII over the pIace.
:47:30
You're a smartass,
is what you are, kid .
:47:33
Want to pIay again?
:47:35
[ DoorbeII rings ]
:47:40
Howdy.
Herb Gunner.
:47:41
I Iive two streets over
on Burning TraiI Road .
:47:44
I don't think we've met.
:47:48
I'm UncIe WiIIie.
:47:50
I'm organizing the decorations
for the subdivision this year.
:47:52
-You mind if I come in?
-Yeah .
:47:55
I mean yeah , I mind .
:47:57
Okay. Uh . . .
:47:59
WiII you be participating in our
Iuminarias program this year?
:48:05
-What the heII is a Iunamaria?
-They're Iuminarias.
:48:08
SmaII sacks fiIIed with
about a pound of sand each .
:48:10
We insert a candIe
in the middIe, Iight it,
:48:12
and the bag gIows.
:48:14
Then we Iine
aII the sidewaIks here
:48:15
aII around the neighborhood .
:48:18
You see, we don't ceIebrate
Christmas around here, so. . .
:48:22
We're, uh , we're MusIims.
:48:26
Look, it's my first year
running this.
:48:28
I'd Iike it if there weren't
any gaps in it.
:48:30
What if I come by
Christmas Eve and do it for you?
:48:33
No, you know what?
You don't have to do that.
:48:35
Yeah , me and the kid here,
we'II do something .
:48:38
Great.
I got the suppIies.
:48:39
-I'II throw them in the garage.
-Perfect.
:48:41
Awesome.
:48:43
Going in the garage,
just so you know.
:48:44
MAN ON TV: You can make
a deIicious six-pound chicken .
:48:48
Enough hot dogs and sausages
to feed a smaII army.
:48:51
Not one, but two deIicious
rotisserie chickens.
:48:55
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa.
:48:57
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.