:35:00
You shat me out of your womb?
You're my fucking mom now?
:35:03
I don't need
any goddamn Iectures.
:35:05
I know how to keep
a Iow profiIe. Thank you .
:35:07
[ Car aIarm deactivates ]
:35:08
What the fuck is this,
Mr. Low ProfiIe?
:35:11
Mind your own goddamn business.
:35:21
Ever hear of
the open bottIe Iaw?
:35:25
A coupIe of days ago, I was in ,
uh , Women's Big & TaII .
:35:30
And I heard these. . .
:35:32
[ CIears throat ]
Um , you know, these noises.
:35:37
And I heard a woman screaming ,
''Yeah . Oh , yeah .''
:35:41
And I heard his voice saying ,
''That's right.
:35:45
You ain't going to S-H-I-T
right for a month .''
:35:52
But don't get me wrong .
:35:54
I was against
the CIinton impeachment.
:35:57
What a man does
with his own penis --
:35:59
OvaI Office,
Women's Big & TaII --
:36:01
it's not for
the American peopIe to say.
:36:04
Yeah , right.
:36:04
But when you're deaIing
with chiIdren . . .
:36:11
They have a tender sensibiIity.
:36:14
And you are in a position
of trust.
:36:16
I think perhaps someone who has
screaming orgasms
:36:21
with Iarge women shouIdn't. . .
:36:24
Yeah .
:36:27
Of course,
I can't fire him for that.
:36:29
Oh , yeah .
Unfair practices.
:36:31
SpeciaI pIeading .
Bitch , bitch , bitch .
:36:34
Fucking broads.
:36:35
But I just can't heIp it.
:36:36
There's something about the guy
that makes me uneasy.
:36:40
WeII , sure.
:36:41
Santa fucking someone
in the ass.
:36:46
-So. . .
-[ Coughs ]
:36:48
Maybe there's something
I couId fire him for.
:36:52
Yeah , I get you .
:36:53
Do you?
:36:55
Do you think
you couId find something?
:36:56
Shit, yeah .
There's aIways something .