:14:01
Surely he did something.
:14:03
Knocked up a local,
grew marijuana.
:14:05
Hell, l grew marijuana.
:14:07
We'll find dirt, Eagle,
even if we have to make it up.
:14:11
- Exactly.
- l don't believe this.
:14:13
What?
:14:16
Mr. President.
[ Clears Throat ]
:14:18
- l'm giving my notice.
- Your notice?
:14:21
Yes. l can't work here any longer.
:14:24
Are you drunk, for God's sakes?
We've been together 1 5 years.
:14:27
Yes, exactly.
:14:28
And in all that time you have
never once gone negative.
:14:31
At least not first.
:14:33
And you have never, ever stooped
to threats or... harassment.
:14:38
Grace, he brought in Charlotte.
:14:40
Charlotte.
lf that's not harassment, what is?
:14:43
Mr. President, you have two days...
:14:47
two hours and 21 minutes...
:14:49
until this election is over.
:14:51
And then l'm gone.
:14:56
What's that?
:14:58
l think she quit, sir.
:15:01
Not that. That.
:15:03
Oh, this? lt's a new poll.
Five points.
:15:06
- Five?
- Down.
:15:08
What's the sample size?
:15:11
Come on, Bert.
What's the sample size?
:15:13
- Everybody.
- Everybody? This is a disaster.!
:15:18
Not to pile on, sir, but l'm worried
about the book deals too.
:15:21
Aw, crap. lt's like
some mythic Greek puzzle.
:15:24
""The riddle of the handyman.
Somewhere, the answer.''
:15:27
Sir, let's not panic.
This isn't over.
:15:29
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
:15:31
- What's wrong with us?
- [ Both ] What?
:15:35
- l'll give it to him. lt's that simple.
- Wait. You don't mean quit.
:15:36
- l'll give it to him. lt's that simple.
- Wait. You don't mean quit.
:15:38
You can't quit, Eagle.
:15:40
l wouldn't be quitting.
That's the beauty of it.
:15:42
l'll say how qualified he is,
how he's the best man for the job.
:15:45
And tonight, at the debate,
l'll throw him my support.
:15:48
lf l win, l win.
:15:50
But if l lose, it's because l made the most
magnanimous gesture in political history...
:15:55
and people took my advice.
:15:57
- That's brilliant, sir.
- Thank you.