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Calm down. Calm down.
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- Why aren't you upset?
- Because it doesn't matter.
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OK?
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What happened here tonight
was a force of nature.
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Two people set out to be friends,
but nature would have none of it.
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Nature wanted them to be more.
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And nature is going
to want that tomorrow.
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What did I tell you?
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What did I tell you about your
carnal treasure?
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- You said to guard it.
- I said, guard it.
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And what did you do?
You practically chucked it at him.
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You're acting like it was a sleazy night.
It wasn't. It was classy.
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lt's not like he took you to the movies
and then felt you up in his car.
:53:15
The evening evolved, Pete.
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My God, did he actually say that?
:53:20
It started as two friends
going to the movies...
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- And it evolved into dry humping.
- He fought it.
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He didn't want to do anything
that might wreck the friendship.
:53:30
Wow. Did he actually...
I can't believe he used that line.
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- And I can't believe you bought it.
- lt's not a line.
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OK, fellas, a show of hands.
Who here has used some form
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of the "don't want to harm
the friendship" line?
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- Father Newell?
- Well, prior to my enfrockment.
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Rosie, what are Tad's pectorals
like to the touch?