:35:01
- Dano!
- Throw it! Jer!
:35:03
Catch the rope!
:35:06
I got you!
:35:14
- Dan, come on, baby, I got you.
- Hypothermia!
:35:16
- I'm gonna get hypothermia!
- Come on!
:35:20
You all right? Hold on.
:35:23
- Tom! Tommy!
- Tom!
:35:25
In here, boys!
:35:32
We made it!
:35:34
That's how you go down the rapids!
:35:36
- Better get in.
- Get up.
:35:41
- I about shit. Did you about shit?
- I about shit.
:35:44
- I did shit.
- Oh, shit.
:35:46
- Oh, shit? What "oh, shit"?
- What? What, what?
:35:49
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit!
:36:02
I don't believe this, man.
:36:08
Tom...
:36:10
- Where were you a river guide?
- San Dimas.
:36:12
- Raging Waters?
- Yeah.
:36:15
They had some serious
rapids there, man.
:36:16
- What, class "toddler"?
- Hey, I was employee of the month
:36:19
at the Monsoon Lagoon.
:36:21
- I knew you were lying.
- Great.
:36:22
- Oh, you did?
- I knew it.
:36:24
Well, you're the reason
that we had to launch the boat
:36:27
in the wrong part of the river.
:36:28
Hey, I am not
the navigator-map guy.
:36:30
Okay, Jerry, didn't you see
on the map that the river split?
:36:33
I would've, if your friend,
the big-ass bear, didn't eat the map.
:36:37
Hold on a sec. Tom?
:36:39
Were you really
employee of the month?
:36:41
No. I lied about that too.
:36:44
I must have been crazy. I...
:36:46
All right. This trip is officially over.
This is finished! Let's...
:36:50
- Let's just go home.
- I agree. That's a great decision.
:36:53
All we gotta do is jump up over
that 100-foot waterfall,
:36:56
swim upstream 20 miles,
get the sheriff on the phone...
:36:59
He liked us, I remember. And he'll
send out a rescue boat. And...