:02:31
"In the lane, snow is glistening"
:02:35
"A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight"
:02:39
This kind of sex
is evolutionary instinct, gentlemen.
:02:42
Example: Tiger Stadium.
Bleachers empty, except me and a friend.
:02:46
We always get it on
whenever and wherever we can.
:02:50
No one saw us
except for the left fielder.
:02:53
Let's just say he enjoyed the show,
and I didn't mind the audience.
:02:56
Impulsive sex is in our genes, boys.
Don't deny yourselves.
:02:59
I gotta go jump in the snow
to cool my shit off.
:03:02
- Have a good New Year, I.
- You too, babe.
:03:05
That animal was your type, Iris.
Probably an ex-con.
:03:08
- You two should hook up.
- Fuck off, Carlyle.
:03:11
We were just talking about acting
on impulses with no guilt.
:03:14
Don't get angry, I.
You only bed criminals.
Everyone knows that.
:03:17
Which is unfortunate for me,
because I am in love with you.
:03:19
I don't bed criminals.
I fuck bad boys. Big difference.
:03:22
I just hope I don't have to become
a fuckin' ax murderer to prove I'm worthy.
:03:25
- [Laughing]
- What the hell is this? Fun and games?
:03:28
- Buzzkill.
- Does anybody work around here anymore?
:03:31
Hey, Sarge. You're late.
Happy New Year.
:03:32
Hey, you're pissing me off. Get outta here
before I give you something to do.
:03:35
You boys don't wanna get stuck
with us here tonight.
Bye, boys.
:03:38
I'll see you guys at the new precinct.
Happy New Year, Iris.
:03:41
Later, Iris.
Stuck. That's not
very nice, boss.
:03:44
You're right. I apologize.
You're lovely and amazing,
:03:50
and it's my honor
to spend New Year's Eve with you.
:03:53
You're a sarcastic prick, aren't you?
We are going to have a good time
tonight, boss.
:03:57
We officially shut down at midnight,
but all calls are being diverted,