Bad News Bears
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:02:23
Got one of those for me?
:02:24
Nice try, you little creep.
:02:38
Mr. Buttermaker.
:02:40
Mr. Buttermaker. You're late.
:02:46
I got held up, sorry about that.
:02:48
Jesus! Are you drinking?
:02:51
Hell, no. That's nonalcoholic.
I'm driving, you know.

:02:55
I'm so sorry.
:02:57
You hear that, Toby?
Drinking and driving don't mix.

:03:00
That's right.
Stay away from crack too.

:03:02
One hit of that,
and you'll wake up in prison

:03:04
married to some guy
named Big Blue,

:03:05
and he's branding his initials in
your ass with a hot coat hanger.

:03:08
I knew a guy.
:03:10
Yes, crack is bad too.
:03:13
Yeah, I know.
:03:15
But we are really excited
to have you do this,

:03:19
and Toby is really excited to play,
aren't you, honey?

:03:22
Between his trumpet lessons,
photo club, Boy Scouts and swimming,

:03:26
this is his favorite, isn't it, honey?
:03:27
Can you believe they tried to
keep these kids out of the league?

:03:31
All kids should be able to play baseball,
no matter what their skills.

:03:36
Well, I think they heard me
loud and clear.

:03:38
All that aside,
forget I filed the injunction.

:03:41
Just go out there and have fun.
:03:42
Don't let the legalese crimp
your enthusiasm in any way.

:03:46
Yeah, I got enthusiasm
flying out my ass.

:03:50
Got the check?
:03:54
It's a shame none of the fathers
could be here.


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