:02:23
Got one of those for me?
:02:24
Nice try, you little creep.
:02:38
Mr. Buttermaker.
:02:40
Mr. Buttermaker. You're late.
:02:46
I got held up, sorry about that.
:02:48
Jesus! Are you drinking?
:02:51
Hell, no. That's nonalcoholic.
I'm driving, you know.
:02:55
I'm so sorry.
:02:57
You hear that, Toby?
Drinking and driving don't mix.
:03:00
That's right.
Stay away from crack too.
:03:02
One hit of that,
and you'll wake up in prison
:03:04
married to some guy
named Big Blue,
:03:05
and he's branding his initials in
your ass with a hot coat hanger.
:03:08
I knew a guy.
:03:10
Yes, crack is bad too.
:03:13
Yeah, I know.
:03:15
But we are really excited
to have you do this,
:03:19
and Toby is really excited to play,
aren't you, honey?
:03:22
Between his trumpet lessons,
photo club, Boy Scouts and swimming,
:03:26
this is his favorite, isn't it, honey?
:03:27
Can you believe they tried to
keep these kids out of the league?
:03:31
All kids should be able to play baseball,
no matter what their skills.
:03:36
Well, I think they heard me
loud and clear.
:03:38
All that aside,
forget I filed the injunction.
:03:41
Just go out there and have fun.
:03:42
Don't let the legalese crimp
your enthusiasm in any way.
:03:46
Yeah, I got enthusiasm
flying out my ass.
:03:50
Got the check?
:03:54
It's a shame none of the fathers
could be here.