:03:00
That's right.
Stay away from crack too.
:03:02
One hit of that,
and you'll wake up in prison
:03:04
married to some guy
named Big Blue,
:03:05
and he's branding his initials in
your ass with a hot coat hanger.
:03:08
I knew a guy.
:03:10
Yes, crack is bad too.
:03:13
Yeah, I know.
:03:15
But we are really excited
to have you do this,
:03:19
and Toby is really excited to play,
aren't you, honey?
:03:22
Between his trumpet lessons,
photo club, Boy Scouts and swimming,
:03:26
this is his favorite, isn't it, honey?
:03:27
Can you believe they tried to
keep these kids out of the league?
:03:31
All kids should be able to play baseball,
no matter what their skills.
:03:36
Well, I think they heard me
loud and clear.
:03:38
All that aside,
forget I filed the injunction.
:03:41
Just go out there and have fun.
:03:42
Don't let the legalese crimp
your enthusiasm in any way.
:03:46
Yeah, I got enthusiasm
flying out my ass.
:03:50
Got the check?
:03:54
It's a shame none of the fathers
could be here.
:04:01
Is that thing glued to your fingers?
:04:04
I almost forgot.
:04:07
I think it's really important,
what we're doing for the kids.
:04:10
I feel really good about it, don't you?
:04:13
Yeah.
:04:19
Toby, have fun.
:04:28
- Mr. Buttermaker?
- Yeah.
:04:29
Is it true you were on the Mariners?
:04:33
Long ago and far away.
:04:35
Here, carry that.
:04:38
Where do we get the equipment?
:04:41
Over there.
:04:42
Sorry the stuff's so ratty,
but this is a six-team league,
:04:45
and I'm afraid your boys are getting
the S-H-l-T end of the stick.
:04:51
Yeah, I can spell "shit," all right.
:04:53
Does she think I'm 11?