:05:09
Girl softball players.
:05:12
I think we all know
what that means, right?
:05:16
- How you doing? Ray Bullock.
- Hey, Morris Buttermaker...
:05:18
No, no, no.
No introduction necessary.
:05:21
Morris "The Blade" Buttermaker.
:05:23
Carving up batters, one by one.
:05:26
Sound familiar? I used to watch you
over at Regis Field in high school.
:05:30
You were amazing. Man, I was
just a kid, but you owned it.
:05:34
It's great you're doing this, Morris.
Really.
:05:36
I mean, a pro. Finally,
somebody who gets it, you know?
:05:40
I gotta tell you,
a lot of these dads, they don't...
:05:42
They don't understand the dedication
that it takes to run a serious program.
:05:47
No offense, but that "Ms." Whitewood
friend of yours,
:05:51
she's not helping things, you know.
:05:53
I mean, yeah, I get it,
we were a little selective.
:05:57
Kept some of the lesser players out.
:06:00
But stopping the season
till we complied?
:06:03
Come on.
:06:06
This is a serious program.
:06:09
Not because I want it that way, either.
It's for the kids, you know?
:06:14
Listen to me going on and on.
You know what it takes.
:06:17
Anyway, I think we're gonna
have a lot of fun.
:06:19
Learn a lot from each other,
you know?
:06:24
You know, I never thought
I'd hear myself say,
:06:27
"Look at the ass
on that second baseman."
:06:30
But look at the ass
on that second baseman.
:06:36
A lot of brisket butt.
:06:40
All right.
:06:42
Well, listen, I'll see you around.
:06:45
Or stop by, see me sometime.
I'm over at Chevy Valley Subaru.
:06:49
"Quality you can drive."
:06:58
All you need is a jar of honey
and a glass coffee table.