:01:00
I'm thinking of getting out
of the movie business.
:01:02
Go back to my old job.
:01:04
- What, being a shylock?
- Yeah.
:01:05
Why?
:01:07
'Cause at least they're honest
about being dishonest.
:01:08
Come on. Why would you
wanna leave all this?
:01:11
Hello!
:01:14
See? I'm telling you, this town.
:01:17
Look, Chil.
:01:18
You and me, we come out
to Hollywood, sniff the air,
:01:22
and now look at us, man.
:01:23
We made it!
And you know why?
:01:25
'Cause we knew how to hustle a deal.
:01:27
Yeah, like I got hustled
into doing the sequel.
:01:31
That sucks.
:01:32
Do you know that unless
you're willing to use the R rating,
:01:34
you can only say the F-word once?
:01:36
- You're kiddin' me.
- No.
:01:38
You know what I say?
Fuck that.
:01:40
I'm done.
:01:42
Before you skate out of the business,
:01:44
I got a movie for you.
:01:45
Oh, yeah? What?
:01:47
About NTL.
:01:49
What's NTL?
:01:52
"What's NTL?"
What, are you joking?
:01:54
- No.
- You're pulling my chain.
:01:56
Nothing To Lose Records.
Hello. Come on.
:01:58
It's, like, the indie label.
:02:00
I sign bands, I produce their albums,
I sell the distribution to the majors.
:02:04
- Now you wanna make movies?
- Yeah! Who doesn't?
:02:07
All right, can you pitch it
in 25 words or less?
:02:09
I can do it in one word... Me!
:02:11
- You?
- Me! Hello! Me!
:02:14
I couldn't get your mother
to watch that movie.
:02:16
My life in the music business.
:02:18
Come on! Gangsta rappers,
the Russian mafia, you know?
:02:22
All that goddamn payola crap.
:02:23
This place is
like the wild, wild west, man.
:02:26
You're dodgin' the bullets,
you're taking the arrows.
:02:28
And it's got a girl.
:02:30
There always is.
:02:32
Her name's Linda Moon.
:02:33
She plays a girl who wants to
make it big in the biz,
:02:35
and I am the record mogul
who makes it happen.
:02:38
Anyway, it's a musical,
:02:39
and Linda's been trying to get me
on the two-way ever since,
:02:41
you know, she saw you
on Charlie Rose.
:02:43
Where you were very smooth,
and found out that I knew you.
:02:46
I said you would help her out,
:02:48
and she left you on the list
at the Viper Room
:02:51
expecting you to show up.
:02:53
So, Tommy, how's your wife?
:02:54
- Edie?
- Yeah.
:02:56
Who gives a shit?
:02:57
Don't be a buzzkill.