:32:00
- Can I have one?
- Can you have one?
:32:02
Can I have one?
:32:04
Hey. Nana.
:32:06
- How's my girls?
- Good.
:32:08
- Hey. Paulette.
- All right?
:32:09
Go and get cleaned up. Baby.
:32:15
It feels good to be home.
:32:16
So, Gina. How was it?
:32:19
Well. It was...
:32:24
I know that bike out there ain't yours.
:32:26
No. Girl. That's P.J.'s bike.
:32:28
- I ain't even gonna ask.
- A'ight. Mama.
:32:30
I'm gone.
:32:32
- Bye.
- Bye. Darnelle.
:32:34
- You be careful on that bike. Hear?
- Mama. I will.
:32:39
Gina. I swear. It's more trouble
havin' that girl than it was makin' her.
:32:44
See. Your father-in-law
had a crooked one.
:32:46
I had to walk around the corner
just to get on it.
:32:50
So. What were you...
:32:57
So. I must've put it on the brother,
'Cause the fool wouldn't leave me alone,
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I mean. He was blowin' up my phone.
My girlfriend's phone.
:33:04
Drivin' by my house,
My mama's house,
:33:06
This dude was straight trippin'.
:33:08
So I did what any other normal
black woman would do,
:33:11
'Cause a white girl wouldn't do this.
:33:13
- They go down to the police station...
- Come on.
:33:15
Get a restrainin' order,
Piss the man off and have him waitin'
:33:18
in the damn bushes
with a butcher knife ready to kill a bitch,
:33:22
- I had to get creative,
- That's great.
:33:24
Go ghetto on a black man,
:33:26
- Y'all say "ghetto, "
- Ghetto!
:33:29
- Ghetto!
- A sistah had to get sinister on a Negro,
:33:33
Basically. A woman
had to do what she had to do,
:33:36
- What'd you do?
- I lied and told him I was pregnant,
:33:39
I ain't seen that fool in ten years,
I ain't lyin'. Ladies. Wrong or right?
:33:43
I wanna hear from ya. Hotlanta.
:33:45
Holler at Helen
or hit me on my website
:33:47
at www, how-to-shake-a-nigga, com.
:33:51
No. She didn't.
:33:53
I didn't know you could say
the "N" word on the radio.
:33:56
No. No. Sweetie.
She can say it. You just can't.