:33:01
I mean. He was blowin' up my phone.
My girlfriend's phone.
:33:04
Drivin' by my house,
My mama's house,
:33:06
This dude was straight trippin'.
:33:08
So I did what any other normal
black woman would do,
:33:11
'Cause a white girl wouldn't do this.
:33:13
- They go down to the police station...
- Come on.
:33:15
Get a restrainin' order,
Piss the man off and have him waitin'
:33:18
in the damn bushes
with a butcher knife ready to kill a bitch,
:33:22
- I had to get creative,
- That's great.
:33:24
Go ghetto on a black man,
:33:26
- Y'all say "ghetto, "
- Ghetto!
:33:29
- Ghetto!
- A sistah had to get sinister on a Negro,
:33:33
Basically. A woman
had to do what she had to do,
:33:36
- What'd you do?
- I lied and told him I was pregnant,
:33:39
I ain't seen that fool in ten years,
I ain't lyin'. Ladies. Wrong or right?
:33:43
I wanna hear from ya. Hotlanta.
:33:45
Holler at Helen
or hit me on my website
:33:47
at www, how-to-shake-a-nigga, com.
:33:51
No. She didn't.
:33:53
I didn't know you could say
the "N" word on the radio.
:33:56
No. No. Sweetie.
She can say it. You just can't.
:34:02
You know what?
:34:03
Now. You could be black. White.
Ghetto past. No ghetto past.
:34:07
Ain't nobody sayin'
the "N" word up in this shop.
:34:09
And no "bitches" and "hos, " either.
'Cept for the ones who don't leave a tip.
:34:13
That's for real. That's for real.
:34:16
But we will be wearin' our smocks
unless your name is Gina.
:34:18
I forgot.
:34:25
Look good. Don't it?
I had to put a little Motherland flavor on it.
:34:29
Some sexiness.
:34:33
It's a little too sexy.
:34:35
You might wanna use
some of that mud cloth
:34:37
and like. Kinda. You know.
Cover up the girls.
:34:39
"Does my sexiness offend you?"
:34:42
No. I'm just sayin'...
:34:43
"Does it come as a surprise?"
:34:45
Ah. Lord!
:34:46
"That I dance like I got diamonds
at the meetin' of my thighs?"
:34:51
Lord. Here we go.
Her and her Miss Angeloo.
:34:53
Angelou.
"Does my haughtiness offend you?
:34:58
"Don't you take it awful hard