1:34:05
Have a nice ride back
to that rib shack you call a shop!
1:34:09
Don't cut yourself
on the broken glass. Bitch!
1:34:13
Did somebody say "Cut"?
1:34:14
What? Was ist das?
What?!
1:34:18
- Sit up. Man.
- No! No! Shit!
1:34:27
Hotlanta! Whassup?
1:34:30
Once again. It's your girl Helen.
1:34:31
Hollerin' at ya this mornin'.
Tellin' ya to get your ass up,
1:34:35
'Cause it is a lovely day,
1:34:39
It's good. Right?
It always is.
1:34:41
Gina. Telephone.
1:34:44
Hello, Gina Norris.
1:34:46
- Hey, Gina. It's hollerin' Helen,
- Shut up.
1:34:49
You lyin'.
Turn the radio up. Turn it up.
1:34:55
Gina. Y'all doin'
the damn thing down there!
1:34:58
I'm on the radio!
I'm on the radio!
1:35:01
Ask her if she'd give a shout out to my kid.
Venus Serena Marion Jones. Junior!
1:35:04
Shout out to Africa!
1:35:05
Gina. I just called
to say thanks again
1:35:08
for hookin' my head up for my cousin
Shondrella's weddin' a couple o' days ago.
1:35:12
Girl. You saved my life!
1:35:14
That hair crack conditioner of yours
1:35:16
got me lookin'
all Halle Berry-ish and thangs,
1:35:19
- Don King? That was you?
- Sure was,
1:35:22
And I'ma need me
a touch-up in a minute,
1:35:24
My man came over last night
and kinda sweated out my flip!
1:35:28
Now. See. That's what got you
in trouble the last time.
1:35:30
Hotlanta. If you want
to get your crop dusted.
1:35:33
Your do did. Or your flip whipped.
1:35:35
Jump yo' butt in the hoopty.
1:35:37
Get on down
to Gina's Hair Salon in the SWATS
1:35:39
and let 'em hook you up with some
of Gina's famous hair crack conditioner.
1:35:44
Now. Since y'all my peeps.
1:35:47
I'ma let you ladies in the shop
pick Helen's topic for the day.
1:35:50
Holler at me. Ladies.
1:35:51
I'll holler!
1:35:54
Talk about how come there's never
a black man as The Bachelor, okay?
1:35:57
The revolution needs to be televised.
1:35:59
You know what? I think you should talk
about people who name their kids