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Ask her if she'd give a shout out to my kid.
Venus Serena Marion Jones. Junior!

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Shout out to Africa!
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Gina. I just called
to say thanks again

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for hookin' my head up for my cousin
Shondrella's weddin' a couple o' days ago.

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Girl. You saved my life!
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That hair crack conditioner of yours
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got me lookin'
all Halle Berry-ish and thangs,

1:35:19
- Don King? That was you?
- Sure was,

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And I'ma need me
a touch-up in a minute,

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My man came over last night
and kinda sweated out my flip!

1:35:28
Now. See. That's what got you
in trouble the last time.

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Hotlanta. If you want
to get your crop dusted.

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Your do did. Or your flip whipped.
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Jump yo' butt in the hoopty.
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Get on down
to Gina's Hair Salon in the SWATS

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and let 'em hook you up with some
of Gina's famous hair crack conditioner.

1:35:44
Now. Since y'all my peeps.
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I'ma let you ladies in the shop
pick Helen's topic for the day.

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Holler at me. Ladies.
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I'll holler!
1:35:54
Talk about how come there's never
a black man as The Bachelor, okay?

1:35:57
The revolution needs to be televised.
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You know what? I think you should talk
about people who name their kids

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names that they
ain't never gon' live up to.

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Like a Porsche
that look like a Buick

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and a Mercedes
that look like a doggone Pinto!

1:36:08
Talk about these athletes
goin' to jail these days.

1:36:10
They spend more time in the court
than on the court.

1:36:12
Keep this up.
Halftime gon' be a plea bargain.

1:36:16
No. Talk about interracial love.
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You know you black.
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No. Let's talk about legalizin' marijuana.
'Cause my glaucoma's gettin' bad now.

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Talk about how
if you have sex with a man.

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He put you out
before he give you breakfast.

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After some good lovin'. I like to go
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs for damn sho'!

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Watch it, y'all!
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Big ups to you, Gina.
I'll be callin' you in a minute for a touch-up.

1:36:38
Y'all keep holdin' it down.
I'll holler.

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Holler!
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