:32:00
Go sit in your chair.
Back to your chair.
:32:02
All right, but...
:32:04
Take two up. Rolling!
:32:06
You're a witch? And you waited until
our wedding night to tell me?
:32:11
I can't believe this.
:32:17
What's going on?
:32:21
Samantha.
:32:29
Why is she waving?
:32:32
Who are you?
:32:33
I am Samantha's mother, Endora.
:32:38
A mortal? You married a mortal?
:32:40
Oh, my poor, poor baby.
This is just horrifying.
:32:44
I think I need a drink.
:32:45
Freeze!
:32:51
Unfreeze!
:32:57
What a shame you didn't drink it.
:32:58
If you had, perhaps you could've spent
your wedding night as a bullfrog.
:33:06
Don't worry, Samantha. I won't do it.
Witch's honor.
:33:16
My darling, we are quicksilver.
:33:19
We're a fleeting shadow.
:33:22
We're a distant sound.
:33:24
- That's your mother?
- We live on the wind...
:33:27
...in the sparkle of a star.
:33:30
And you want to trade all that
for an acre of crabgrass?
:33:33
Did she just call me
an acre of crabgrass?
:33:36
Deal with it, Derwood.
:33:41
Thank you. Thank you.
:33:43
Thank you!
:33:48
I want a piece of the show. Why?
:33:50
Because I put this thing together,
that's why.
:33:53
Because Jack Wyatt doesn't
parallel park without checking with me.
:33:56
Let me call you back. J-Bone!
:33:58
You're crushing it, baby.
Absolutely crushing it.