:25:03
Heinz Hummer was
undercustting all of us.
:25:06
-What?
-Yes.
:25:08
He was charging the same price
for straight sex...
:25:11
...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.
:25:14
-What?
-Oh, yes.
:25:16
He was also charging the same price
for a Belgian Steamer...
:25:20
...as he was for
a Portusguese Breakfast.
:25:25
As we sow, so shall we reap.
:25:28
Thank you, Gian-Carlo,
for those kind words.
:25:32
Until this insane killer
is apprehended...
:25:34
...the union is going to institute
a new security measure.
:25:37
This ring locks snugly
over your va-guy-na...
:25:42
...and then communicates directly
with a global satellite system.
:25:45
There are rings of all sizes available,
smaller for our Asian members.
:25:50
Y'all know me.
:25:52
My name is McManus.
:25:55
l joined this union some
20-odd years ago for two reasons:
:26:00
To have intercourse
in exchange for cash...
:26:02
...and two, to protect me rights
as a man-whore.
:26:06
But...
:26:08
...three years ago...
:26:10
...when this usnion
told we man-whores...
:26:14
...that we were to stop having
intercourse with underage girls...
:26:18
...l strongly disagreed.
:26:21
But l did not stand up.
:26:23
l'm ashamed to say l stood down!
:26:27
And then three months later...
:26:29
...this union told we man-whores...
:26:33
...that we were to begin washing our
private areas between customers.
:26:38
Our private areas.
:26:42
And once again, l'm ashamed
to report to you gentlemen...
:26:46
...l stood down!
:26:48
But now, sir, for what am l
to tell my 8-year-old boy...
:26:54
...when he comes to me
and he says:
:26:56
''Daddy. Daddy.
:26:58
What's that thing hanging off
of your he-pussy?''