:27:01
Is n't that how it works?
:27:02
But what if y ou do n't
I ive ti I I th irty?
:27:04
What if y ou d ie
to n ig ht i n y our s leep?
:27:05
Lo ok, Dor, if I'm s o
s crewed bei ng straig ht...
:27:07
then what are y ou worried
about bei ng gay for?
:27:09
Cause I decided that
I want to have kids.
:27:11
Oh, well that's o v er.
:27:12
Do n't say that's o ver, do n't
y ou dare say that's o ver...
:27:14
it's what I want more than
anyth i ng i n the who le world.
:27:15
- AI I rig ht, al I rig ht.
- I want kids.
:27:16
S h h h.
:27:17
And not j ust o ne or two of
them, a who le mess of them,
:27:18
my own I ittle basebal I team.
:27:20
- Base...y ou hate basebal I.
- Yes, but I lo ve u n iforms.
:27:23
So I need y our help.
:27:25
I want y ou to teach me
how to th i nk straig ht.
:27:27
You want me to teach y ou?
:27:29
Yeah, I want to turn th is
arou nd s o bad and I've been ...
:27:31
th i nki ng that if s omeo ne
I ike y ou cou Id teach me
:27:34
how y ou th i nk sexually, y ou know,
maybe I cou Id reboot my brai n.
:27:37
- You want to turn th is arou nd?
- Yes.
:27:38
- Serious ly?
- I've never been more serious.
:27:40
Cause I hav e had some
though ts on th is.
:27:41
You have?
:27:42
Abs o lutely, I mean I d id n't
want to pus h them o n y ou ...
:27:44
but if y ou're com i ng to me
I'I I s ho ot straig ht with y ou.
:27:46
I th i nk I can get th is
mo nkey off y our back.
:27:48
I k new it.
Tel I me what I have to do.
:27:50
- Now?
- Yes, now.
:27:51
We're both up, start help i ng
me get th is mo nkey off now.
:27:54
O h, thank y ou, thank
y ou, thank y ou.
:27:56
O h my God, wou Id n't it be
fabu lous if th is were j ust...
:27:59
the ans wer to the
who le prob lem?
:28:00
F irst th i ngs first,
do n't ever say fabu lous.
:28:04
- No?
- No, it's not a straigh t word.
:28:05
O h.
:28:06
Never heard o ne of my
friends say fabu lous.
:28:08
- O h, O K.
- Wel I what do I say i nstead?
:28:10
U h, say...
:28:12
awes ome.
:28:13
O K.
:28:14
It's awes ome.
That wou Id be awes ome.
:28:20
- O K.
- It's awes ome, man.
:28:21
Go od.
:28:22
I k now, it feels go od,
I I ike it.
:28:23
- It's fucki ng awes ome.
- That's it.
:28:25
Yeah.
:28:26
Al I rig ht, let's go
down to the basement.
:28:27
What are we go i ng to
do i n the basement?
:28:28
We're go n na fig ht.
:28:36
- D id y ou say fig ht?
- Yup.
:28:38
- Actual ly fig ht.
- Actual ly, p hys ical ly fig ht.
:28:41
You're go i ng to teach
me how to fig ht.
:28:42
N o, not teach, j ust fig ht.
:28:44
If y ou happen to p ick up
s ome po i nters alo ng the way,
:28:46
go od for y ou.
:28:47
I do n't u nderstand.
:28:48
See y ou want me to help y ou,
th is is how we start.
:28:51
We m ix it up, mano y mano.
:28:54
O K, but I th i nk
we're s hort a mano.
:28:57
See that's j ust it.
You're a puss y.