:43:02
Wel I I wou Id have, Dad,
if I k new y ou were...
:43:03
go i ng to take it s o wel I.
:43:04
- Th is is fu n ny.
- No, it isn 't.
:43:06
It's als o not worth hav i ng
a heart attack o ver.
:43:08
Dad, I'm sti I I the same
pers o n I always was.
:43:10
Wh ich was never s o hot.
:43:11
- Come on, Dad.
- N ow ho Id it.
:43:16
You shou Id nev er
hav e i nv olv ed h im,
:43:18
he's at a v ery
impressionab le age.
:43:19
O h, Jesus, Dad.
:43:21
Th is does not affect
y our precious N icky!
:43:23
- I certai n ly hope not.
- Dad.
:43:24
O h, s o that's
the bottom I i ne.
:43:26
You do n't care if y ou have a
gay s o n as lo ng as it's not h im.
:43:28
Do n't tel I me
what I care about.
:43:30
Dad, will y ou
guys just relax?
:43:31
- It's y our prob lem.
- It's no b ig deal!
:43:35
What is n't?
:43:37
Bei ng gay.
:43:39
It is n't.
:43:40
It's j ust, y ou k now,
another way to go.
:43:46
I never to Id h im that, Dad.
:43:51
- Get out.
- N o, Dad.
:43:54
- You do n't I ive here any more.
- F i ne.
:43:57
- What the hell is goi ng on?
- Get the hel I out of here!
:43:59
- What's go i ng o n?
- Dorian!
:44:00
He's out of here,
it's h is prob lem.
:44:01
J ust a seco nd Dad.
Dad!
:44:03
Get y our hands off me!
:44:06
What, are y ou
turn i ng faggy to o?
:44:18
Is th is real ly how
y ou're go n na mo ve out?
:44:19
Wel I, I wou Id have
preferred a cake, but...
:44:24
He's go n na co o I off a
lot b y tomorrow, Dor.
:44:25
I'm not go n na be
here tomorrow, O K?
:44:27
I j ust cal led the cab.
:44:29
I'm go i ng to Au nt Beth's i n
five m i nutes and tomorrow...
:44:30
I'm go i ng down to s cho o I early.
:44:32
And what if y ou're not
happ y down i n New York?
:44:33
H ow cou Id I not be
happ y i n New York?
:44:35
New York's the greatest
city i n the world.
:44:36
You always say that,
:44:37
how do y ou k now what the
greatest city i n the world is?
:44:39
The o n ly other city
y ou've been to is Utica.
:44:41
- What about mom?
- You fill her i n, I'll call.
:44:44
I don 't wan t some sort
of weird scene now.
:44:45
Do y ou want th is, it's
y ours but I use it.
:44:48
Man, s he's go n na
be heart-broken.
:44:49
S he'I I be ro I I i ng pen n ies,
s he wo n't even notice.
:44:52
That's not fair.
:44:54
You, y ou k now
about fair, N ick?
:44:56
Wel I why do n't y ou,
fav orite s o n,
:44:59
quarterback ki ng with
a b ig D ick to bo ot,