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I was goi ng for a liberal arts
degree and already had two.
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So after th is
muscle-man i nciden t,
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I declared my preference
a- sexual and h it the books.
:55:10
Ov er the next few years I
became a h igh honors studen t,
:55:13
VP of my class and a b it
of a soap bo x activ ist.
:55:16
Meanwh ile, N icky
wen t to Syracuse,
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and through h is letters I got
the impression that th i ngs...
:55:21
weren 't goi ng as easily
as he was used to.
:55:24
It was the first time that
the angels had turned their
:55:26
backs on my brother
and towards me.
:55:30
I've been to the zo o.
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- I'm s orry?
- I said, I've been to the zo o.
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Zo o story, E dward Alb y.
Very go od.
:55:39
N ow I k now I'm not
wasti ng my time.
:55:41
What are y ou,
a playwrigh t?
:55:43
N o, a law student.
You?
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U ndergrad.
N YU.
:55:47
Is he the gen ius
they say he is?
:55:48
- You haven't read h im?
- N o.
:55:50
Wel I, maybe I'm
wasti ng my time.
:55:54
The fairy tale
fi nally happened.
:55:56
Lonely pri nce Dorian
fi nally met h is other pri nce...
:56:00
and the lo v e pri nce Dorian felt
for pri nce Ben cast out...
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all Dorian 's spells
of depression...
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and gav e h im the strength of
ten gay men... or sev en straigh t.
:56:20
Ben, y ou gotta come with us
to keg n ig ht at Jess ie's Barn.
:56:22
- We're there.
- Rig ht?
:56:24
- Abs o lutely.
- Great.
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Andrew?
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Let's see, mus ic and beer
with friends or stay home...
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and have imag i nary fig hts
with my step mother?
:56:30
Let me see...
:56:31
O h no, wait we can't Friday.
:56:33
- Why not?
- I meant to tel I y ou.
:56:35
My paren ts are comi ng to town
on Friday and they wan t...
:56:36
to tak e us to di nner.
:56:37
What?
I'm meeti ng y our parents?
:56:39
Wel I, I to Id them I was bri ng i ng
a friend alo ng, y ou k now.
:56:41
Just the though t of meeti ng
Ben 's paren ts sen t me...
:56:44
i n to my newest affliction;
:56:46
hyperv en tilation.
:56:47
I'd nev er met any one's
paren ts before.
:56:49
Literally, the only
paren ts I'd met were my own,
:56:52
and that didn 't go v ery well.
:56:53
I was terrified
they'd suspect.
:56:55
Suspect what?
:56:56
That we're more
than j ust friends.
:56:58
Does n't y our brother
i ntroduce h is guy budd ies ...