:34:00
21 years l've been
going to Arsenal.
:34:03
21 years.
:34:05
Paul, l don't know
whether you've noticed
:34:08
but Arsenal are a football team.
:34:11
And you think
there's a difference?
:34:14
Yes, l do.
:34:15
That shows what
you know about it.
:34:20
[TV] '..Will need a fitness test
:34:22
'shortly before kick-off.'
:34:24
That looked like Rocky.
:34:26
Jo, go back to
the news a minute.
:34:28
lt's only the local news.
:34:30
l know. lt looked like Rocky.
:34:32
Who looked like Rocky?
:34:34
Who the hell is Rocky?
:34:36
Doesn't matter.
We've missed it now.
:34:41
that ''Rocky''
is an Arsenal player.
:34:44
Yeah, David Rocastle.
:34:45
And how do you know
what he looks like?
:34:49
Well, l don't know.
:34:50
lt sinks in after a while.
:34:52
What else has sunk in?
:34:54
D'you know where they are
in the Championship Cup
:34:57
and who their best
goal-hanger is?
:34:59
l'm not turning into a moron.
:35:01
OK, l know they're
top of the League.
:35:04
That's easy to remember.
:35:05
And l know that
Alan ''Smudger'' Smith
:35:08
has scored most of the goals.
:35:10
But it doesn't...
:35:11
l'm going next week.
:35:13
You're going?
:35:14
Yeah.
:35:15
To a football match?
:35:16
Yeah. l thought l should.
:35:18
Ooh. l tell you, girl,
:35:20
you'd better watch yourself.
:35:22
Soon after Tim and l split up,
:35:24
l woke up one morning
:35:26
and realised l could
remember his batting average
:35:29
for the previous season.
:35:30
Harmless enough, isn't it?
:35:32
No!
:35:33
lt's all a sinister form
:35:35
of male manipulation.
:35:36
Rubbish!
:35:37
lt's true!
:35:39
You get colonised.
:35:40
Your native culture
gets driven out
:35:43
and it's replaced by stuff
:35:45
you don't even wanna know about.
:35:47
They're like
bloody missionaries.
:35:49
They bore you stupid
until you cave in
:35:52
then they fuck off!
:35:56
[Paul imitates Clangers]
:35:58
Shut up!